Do hide in a secure place anything that might have the slightest value to your parents.
Don't assume that the people will watch what they do and be careful.
Do make sure you have at least two bathrooms that will be accessible during the party.
Don't invite the girl that will later invite her whole school and more.
Do make sure you have a lot of plastic cups.
Don't throw away in the garbage bin behind your house all the bottles and the cans that could later be turned into money!
Do talk to your neighbours about ur plans for the night.
Don't scream when you see a gorilla on your lawn, he's probably quite friendly.
Do cover up all the rugs downstairs with something if you can... it'll be a bitch to try to get the stains out after.
Don't panic when you see the cops....or do and start crying and they'll pity you.
Do clean up everything you can the next morning....check under the trees for beer cans.
Don't leave good food lying around, they'll all eat it.
Do stay up late after everyone's gone, chances are that hot guy that stayed to help you just might crash at ur place.
